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GAKKOU E IKOU! MAX featuring crossdressing highschool boys pranking Arashi.

The very beginning talks about some kind of nationwide highschool boy crossdressing competition/beauty pageant THING (I'M SERIOUS). Followed by basically introducing Arashi and their at the time new programme, 'Himitsu no Arashi-chan'. It then shows a member of V6 being pranked by one of the boys to show how the cross dressing hischschool boys look. More babble about Arashi then sponsors. As a side note, I am feeling FAR too lazy to translate the narration properly, so I'll just put interactions between the two members of V6 and Arashi. I don't know the V6 members names orz xD; So they're all V6-san xD As a side note, since my constant referring to the two V6 members as 'V6', there are actually 6 members of V6 (O RLY), but yeah :x

It mentions about how it's at the recording studio for HnA and how the Arashi members obviously have no idea what's going on. They think they're there for a recording for HnA.

First is Ninomiya. The two V6 members talk about how he's playing his DS and that he's a gaming otaku xD And also that they can give instructions to the crossdressing boys through a mic.

Boy enters with lunch, and Nino just says thanks and pays no attention whatsover.

Boy: Lunch~
Nino: Thank you
Boy: Sorry for the intrusion~ (Shitsureishimasu is something that's polite and it's said when you're entering/leaving a 'superiors' room/office etc)
Nino: Thank you [for lunch]
V6: He didn't notice D:
Nino: D: I DIED
V6: Laugh

Introduction to boy #2, Ryouhei
~Enter~
Ryouhei: Mentions about how he's bringing in make up and then LEAVES
V6 talk about how they have to distract [Nino] from his game because that's all he's paying attention to.

Boy #3, Ikura
~Enter~
Nino: Ah... Wh...a...t?

V6: Shall we go?
V6: Hello~
Nino: What?
V6: You play your game too much D:
Nino: Sorry
(As V6 surround him, Nino gets up and moves away, LIKE HE HAS A SIXTH SENSE FOR ~DANGER~)
Nino: W-What?
V6: From a little while ago, we've been observing your dressing room, and all of these [people] were the instigators!
Nino: Instigators...?
V6: Instigators.
Nino: What?
V6: Today we intended on shocking Arashi
Nino: Eh?! Wait-
V6: These three people, they're all boys
Nino: EH?!?!
V6: Ninomiya, do you want confirmation?
Nino: Eh, seriously...?
V6: Self introduction, please
Boy #1: I'm Kentarou Kodama~
Nino: Eh... Isn't he seriously cute?
V6: Really?
Nino: Ahh, I have an amazing sweat [now]
[Caption: SWEATING IDOL]

Narrator: Blahblah, Ninomiya was a big success!

V6: And Ninomiya has promptly joined us (LIKE THE BRAT HE IS :D)
[Caption: Voluntary participation]
Nino: Thank you~~
V6: Let's see what the other Arashi members are doing
V6: Eh, who's that?
V6: Aiba and... Sakurai
V6: One is reading a newspaper and the other... Is munching on sweets

Aiba: Want some?
Nino: He said 'want some' because he doesn't want to eat them all by himself!
V6: Is it always this kind of situation [feeling]?
Nino: Yeah, Sho generally reads around three newspapers a day
[Caption: As one would epect from a newscaster]
Nino: It continues with this kind of interruption

(At this point, I got kind of bored... So, I'll summarise the Aiba/Sho bit. There will be comments skipped and stuff, but w/e. You get the jist?)

Aiba and Sho are reading an interview and article about Arashi and (one of) their TV shows. They quote themselves and each other (Aiba: Great words! Aiba-kun~)

~Hitaga enter~
Boy: Make-up!
Sho: Thank you
Aiba: Am I getting fat? Lately... No? Good! [continues eating]

(The narrator then talks a bit about Aiba, how he's Arashi's beloved idiot. V6 then tell Hitaga to mistakenly call Aiba 'Suzuki'.)

Boy: Suzuki-san...
Aiba: Me?
Aiba: But I'm Aiba Masaki
Boy: Sorry
Aiba: What is it...?
Aiba: I'm not Suzuki~ :D
Nino: It seems fun in that dressing room

After instructions from V6 ->
Boy: Sakurai-san, I often watch you presenting the morning news
V6: He doesn't do the morning!
Sho: I do the evening news...
Boy: Evening?
Nino: He heard properly!
V6: You should come back!
Boy: Excuse me... I've been called back
V6: WAIT!
V6: CALLED BACK?!
V6: Seriously, we could have been caught!

~Kentarou enter~
[Caption: New A.D!]
Nino: I don't get these people!
V6: Kentarou~ Tell Aiba that you watch 'Shimura Doubutsuen'
Kentarou: Um, Aiba... I always watch 'Shimaru Doubutsuen' and...
Aiba: Ah, thank you!
Kentarou: I think it's amazingly interesting
Aiba: Thank you!
Kentarou: Also, I watch Sakurai's 'Morning ZUBA'~ (I DON'T KNOW WHAT THAT IS D: Hence the fail translation. I'm guessing a morning news show or sth, even though Sho does NOTHING news related in the morning. He is a caster on NEWS ZERO. In the EVENINGS XD;)
Sho: (after cracking up) 'Morning ZUBA' was said...

(BORED AGAIN D: Major props to actual fan translators. Basically, Kentarou started speaking about a comedian who has this gag that goes 'GETS--' and he wanted Aiba and Sho to do it, so they did. V6 and Nino were really impressed by it. Kentarou was like 'Aiba's amazing!' and Sho was all 'I'm no good? D:' and then Kentarou convinced them to do the slide after the GETS.

Nino goes to interrupt.

Nino: Hel~lo~ It's Gakkou e ikou~~
Nino: Hello~
Nino: We always watch, MORNING :D (morning used instead of Sho's acutal name)
Sho: IT'S NOT MORNING >:

Nino takes Sho and Aiba to where V6 are waiting.

Nino: Come on in
Sho: Oh.
V6: GETS :D Gets. GETS
V6: Welcome
Aiba: Hello~~~ Good morning~

(I skipped a little bit of talking. V6 tell Sho and Aiba about how it's for Gakkou e Ikou! MAX

V6: Those two people, they're boys
Sho: Eh?
Aiba: EH?!
Aiba: Even... What about about the boobs?

(V6 are trying to tell Aiba and Sho, and aiba is still like WOAH SERIOUSLY)

V6: Because he's Komada Kentarou!
Sho: KENTAROU?!
Sho: I DON'T GET THIS AT ALL
Aiba: They're pretty though.
V6: Mm
Aiba: Pretty

(Oh my god, the amount of this I'm translating is decreasing. My attention span doesn't last this long orz. Basically narrator-san is all blah blah Aiba and Sho were big successes too. THEN WE GO TO OH-CHAN. Just give me a few minutes orz)

V6: And the next is Captain
Nino: Yes~
Arashi: Leader~!
Sho: Of course, he has his legs crossed (THEY'RE ALL IMPLYING HE IS AN OLD MAN. It may have been said, but I can't remember and/or missed it)
[Arrow: Crossed legs]
Nino: He's not reading it! [the magazine]
V6/Arashi: What's with that speed?

Higata: I'm coming to do your makeup~
Ohno: Ok

(Aiba mentions how he didn't really 'get' the 'attack' xD; And V6 are just like 'hmm~ ok' and then they tell Higata to do Ohno's hair, and he compliments him, hence Ohno's 'ah? :D :D' Then they tell Higata to continue doing his hair and messing about by his face. Then Higata makes conversation about Ohno's stageplay and then offers to give him a massage, and does so. Nino says tat Higata should sort out Ohno's tie and hit him in the face as he does so. The caption afterwards says 'as expected from Arashi's leader' in reference to his laughing and completely nonchalance over being hit three times by a stranger. Then V6 tell Higata to tell Ohno to come, but they struggle thinking up a plausible story. V6 and Arashi LOL over the fact that Higata just comes out with the story and Ohno follows, even though there's no one visible that Higata could have been told by to tell Ohno to follow 'her'.

Arashi/V6: Hello~ :D
Ohno: Huh? What's going on?
V6: Gakkou e ikou! Max~
Ohno: Gakkou e ikou?
V6: Gakkou e ikou, gakkou e ikou
V6: We saw all the details of your dressing room from beginning to end!
Ohno: Ah, it wasn't very interesting.
V6: We didn't notice a disaster?
Ohno: Um...
Ohno: When she was blowing on my hair...)

V6 inform Ohno that Higata Ryouhei is a boy, he is shocked, of course etc.

Then Jun! I can't be bothered to translate this much AT ALL, but basically it has the scene of an interview, Kentarou mentions the taboo subject of whether Jun is dating anyone and that 'she'd' like to be his girlfriend, that kind of thing. Then Ikura enters and teachs Jun a dance.

Then Arashi and V6 go to Jun's room, all is revealed. Nino is a brat and is all 'THIS GUY (Ohno) KEEPS STARING AT THEM (the boys). HIS ATTENTION IS FULLY ON THEM' and then Ohno's all BUT THEY'RE PRETTY. And then it's announced that Nino will be returning the week after, because he finds the whole thing hilarious and interesting.